Blog spelled backwards in Glob...wait nevermind it Golb, oops

The above actually just happened to me. I actually think I am dyslexic, on my birthday two years ago I got a bag of jumbo gums (like gum drops but better) and I read out loud "Yay! Gumbo Jums!" and no one pointed it out until after two minutes of silence. I have yet to live that down.
But back on topic, Last week I was in Toronto walking around the mall when all of a sudden my nose was raped. I was breathing out and this woman walked by and I could still smell her. How does this even happen? Does she bathe in her perfume? Needless to say it was quite rude. I think she should've apologized for such an obscene thing to do to my poor unsuspecting nose. People who wear excessive amounts of cologne or perfume should walk around with a sign warning people "I bathe in my scent, it may not smell good to you but I'm a big douche canoe and I'm going to wear pounds of it anyway." 
My conclusion on the people in Toronto they are all douche canoes    

New Beginnings

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So I am creating this vunderful blog for me and for anyone else who finds reading about other peoples lives fascinating (I know I do)
I am also creating this because I am a sheep.  Not the I wander around big green fields eating grass Baaaa type but the I make a blog because everyone seems to be doing it kinda thing.
I have strange beliefs which maybe every time I blog I will include one like so

I do not want to donate my organs because when the zombie apocalypse comes I want to be a part of it.

so I will leave it at that and get back to you when I feel like it.
Which maybe NEVER! 

or not